In breaking News from the BBC, BBC News has announced the winner of a public vote to become the official mascot of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society!

The winner was announced at the British Science Festival in Newcastle, UK.

In keeping with my desire to keep you updated on the most important news stories you haven’t seen, the title of World’s Ugliest Animal goes to . . .

Are you ready . . .

It’s the . . .

BLOBFISH!

Victoria Gill, a BBC Science reporter states:

“The blobfish eventually won by almost 10,000 votes.

It feeds on crabs and lobsters and so suffers a significant threat from fishing trawlers. Although it is inedible itself, it gets caught up in the nets.”

So, what do you think?

Seems to me, they made a good choice;)

Trunk Monkey, you know you want one!

Which version is your favorite?

Make sure to watch all the versions in the video before you make your choice! If you have a teenage daughter, you’ll definitely like the “chaperone” version . . .

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Enjoy!

Joe
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So, now without further delay, here’s today’s entertainment:

A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to increase
his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with
Fill-Up.”

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank
and asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, “You were close. The number was 7.

Sorry. No sex this time.”

A week later, the same redneck, along with his brother, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up.

Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, “Sorry, it
was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.”

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, “I think that game is rigged, and he doesn’t really give away free sex.”

Bubba replied, “No it ain’t, Billy Ray. It ain’t rigged. My wife won twice last week.”

I love redneck humor, hope you do too . . .

Joe

And I thought we had a couple talented dogs . . .

Amazing!

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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious….

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,

“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:

I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house,

I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate,

But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

your son

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:

I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and

I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she

would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…

Love,

Mom

Moral of the story:  You Can’t Fool Mom!

You thought we’d be paperless by now, right?  Take a look at this video my friend Joe Stotts sent me for another point of view . . .

Have a great weekend!

. . . and don’t run out of paper . . .

Joe